Monthly Archives: October 2010
DIY Design Attempt: Painting Furniture Take 1
I bought this: It was kind of pricey at $50 at the thrift store but I didn’t want to lose it since it’s perfect for what I need. I need it to fix this area of my home: Yeah, not … Continue reading
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Thrift Store Thursday: Shoes Shoes Shoes
So it was a lucky shoe day. I went to a different thrift store this week, a crazy place in the (relative i.e. not really) ghetto, where badly faked Prada bags are behind the counter priced over $100 and amazingly … Continue reading
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Teen Mom Reunion Special: Celeb Rehab Here We Come
Okay, I’m not sure if I’m ready for Dr. D’s patented snark meets caring. Snaring: he makes fun and has a superiority complex, yet he cares. He snares. He’s even admonishing Maci that Bentley is too old for a pacifier, … Continue reading
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Sister Wives. I see.
This is how I work. If you took apart my brain to try to figure out its gears and levers and gizmos, you couldn’t understand me any better than by observing what happened to me last night. I turned on … Continue reading
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Thrift Store Thursday: Vase and Jar Edition
What I bought at half-priced Wednesday at the local Salvation Army: I know! I’m awesome at this! Let’s unpack. When I saw these I thought, Helvetica! These have to be special. And they are: vintage 1970′s Triomphe glass canning jars … Continue reading
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Teen Mom Finale: At Least You Are Not Amber Portwood
Catelynn and Tyler. Don’t forget about April, as if that’s even possible. I’m going to be her for Halloween, I think. That way I’ll always remember her. See, if I was driving along the Interstate and I saw this, I’d … Continue reading
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Something Worse
Wait, what was that number one lesson of parenting that I should have learned by now, a year into the gig? Don’t complain, because it could get worse? Yup, that’s it. Anna got roseola, which actually wasn’t that bad. She … Continue reading
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Major Discovery
Gary? Meet Gary. Unless you’ve already met. Because you’re the same person. Sorry, but the old facial hair and glasses switcheroo and assumed Romanian identity can’t fool me. And this, how have I not heard of this before? I wonder … Continue reading
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Teen Mom Episode 11: Already Going on a Date with a Guy I Met at Walmart
Farrah. Too bad there was no paternity shocker. I thought for sure Sophia was Dr. Drew and Attorney Jingleheimer’s love child. “Sophia’s still with my mom, because I’m going to let her take over the care of my daughter all … Continue reading
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