Monthly Archives: February 2011
Life, Blackberried
She learned how to say “cheese”! Dressed like a flapper-meets-a-wood-gnome at Mommy and Me class. I trick her into wearing hats and accessories by making a big fuss over how pretty she looks in them and showing her in the … Continue reading
Filed under Life & Style, Parenting
Ducky Called
He wants to take you to the prom. What to wear? Yeah. Or. Exactly. More a Patrick Bateman gal than a Ducky one? I HIT THE PROM DRESS JACKPOT at the thrift store. It was great. I even found some … Continue reading
Filed under Life & Style
Teen Mom 2:1 PREVIEW aka The Ratio of Orthographic to Phonemic Vowels in These Poor Kids’ Mispelled Names
Hey, look it up if you don’t understand. I barely do. It’s been a few years since my education took place in halls of higher learnin’, rather than through reality television case studies. So anyway, the new season has commenced … Continue reading
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